Monday 11 November 2013

My Funny Little Boy - November

As Dylan is now at that amazing age where he is curious about anything and everything, asking questions and quite often chatting nonsense, I am determined to capture the funnies as I just know he will love me for it when he is 18!  I told you about September's funnies, but here are some of the latest;

Mummy, why are you not wearing your willy?
Where's your willy gone Mummy?  You not got it on today!
(He is convinced that we 'wear' our body parts at the moment)


I am cooking fish and pirate ships for dinner

Daddy:  What did you do today Dylan?
Dylan:  We went on a yellow train
Daddy: Where did you go to?
Dylan:  Austray la la
(A bit of a recurring thing is his love for Australia, considering we have never been!)


After feeding my pretend cakes, strawberries and blueberries for 20 minutes . . .
Mummy: I am so full of pudding, I think I need some dinner now Dylan
Dylan: I made omlette for dinner.   I put it in the bin.  It's dirty now.  Can't eat it.  More pudding?

Dylan can you give Archie a kiss nun night?
Dylan: No mummy, I am TOO busy, TOO busy playing toys for kisses

and my favourite so far:

Uncle Oli:  And this is a parrot
Dylan:  What does the parrot say?
Uncle Oli: (squaking) Whose a pretty boy then
Dylan: Dylan is! But what does the parrot say?
Repeat several times until Uncle Oli gives up



Have your toddlers been spouting funnies this month too?

8 comments:

  1. They're brilliant! Love the dinner one!
    I keep meaning to record some of the funny things Bear says but by the time I get to write it down, I've already forgotten it!

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  2. This is hilarious! He's a Good Lad x

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  3. I love this crazy talking age. Everyday they say something that has you in stitches.

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  4. I love this! Will be so funny to look back on, I particularly like the parrot one. Lucas has been really slow developing with his speech, I can't wait until we can have conversations x

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  5. Haha the parrot bit is so funny. My nephew has became convinced that there's a type of breed of dog called 'Power Dogs' after his dad told him about them. He's incredibly annoyed that I don't know how to draw a power dog xx

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  6. Austray la la is brilliant :) But the parrot conversation is what great comedy is made of!

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  7. Uh-oh, body part humour - you're on a slippery slope ;)

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