As Dylan is now at that amazing age where he is curious about anything and everything, asking questions and quite often chatting nonsense, I am determined to capture the funnies as I just know he will love me for it when he is 18! I told you about September's funnies, but here are some of the latest;
Have your toddlers been spouting funnies this month too?
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Mummy, why are you not wearing your willy?
Where's your willy gone Mummy? You not got it on today!
(He is convinced that we 'wear' our body parts at the moment)
I am cooking fish and pirate ships for dinner
Daddy: What did you do today Dylan?
Dylan: We went on a yellow train
Daddy: Where did you go to?
Dylan: Austray la la
(A bit of a recurring thing is his love for Australia, considering we have never been!)
After feeding my pretend cakes, strawberries and blueberries for 20 minutes . . .
Mummy: I am so full of pudding, I think I need some dinner now Dylan
Dylan: I made omlette for dinner. I put it in the bin. It's dirty now. Can't eat it. More pudding?
Dylan can you give Archie a kiss nun night?
Dylan: No mummy, I am TOO busy, TOO busy playing toys for kisses
and my favourite so far:
Uncle Oli: And this is a parrot
Dylan: What does the parrot say?
Uncle Oli: (squaking) Whose a pretty boy then
Dylan: Dylan is! But what does the parrot say?
Repeat several times until Uncle Oli gives up
Have your toddlers been spouting funnies this month too?
