Mummy, why are you not wearing your willy?
Where's your willy gone Mummy? You not got it on today!
(He is convinced that we 'wear' our body parts at the moment)
I am cooking fish and pirate ships for dinner
Daddy: What did you do today Dylan?
Dylan: We went on a yellow train
Daddy: Where did you go to?
Dylan: Austray la la
(A bit of a recurring thing is his love for Australia, considering we have never been!)
After feeding my pretend cakes, strawberries and blueberries for 20 minutes . . .
Mummy: I am so full of pudding, I think I need some dinner now Dylan
Dylan: I made omlette for dinner. I put it in the bin. It's dirty now. Can't eat it. More pudding?
Dylan can you give Archie a kiss nun night?
Dylan: No mummy, I am TOO busy, TOO busy playing toys for kisses
and my favourite so far:
Uncle Oli: And this is a parrot
Dylan: What does the parrot say?
Uncle Oli: (squaking) Whose a pretty boy then
Dylan: Dylan is! But what does the parrot say?
Repeat several times until Uncle Oli gives up
Have your toddlers been spouting funnies this month too?
They're brilliant! Love the dinner one!
ReplyDeleteI keep meaning to record some of the funny things Bear says but by the time I get to write it down, I've already forgotten it!
This is hilarious! He's a Good Lad x
ReplyDeleteLOVE the parrot talk! ;-) x
ReplyDeleteI love this crazy talking age. Everyday they say something that has you in stitches.
ReplyDeleteI love this! Will be so funny to look back on, I particularly like the parrot one. Lucas has been really slow developing with his speech, I can't wait until we can have conversations x
ReplyDeleteHaha the parrot bit is so funny. My nephew has became convinced that there's a type of breed of dog called 'Power Dogs' after his dad told him about them. He's incredibly annoyed that I don't know how to draw a power dog xx
ReplyDeleteAustray la la is brilliant :) But the parrot conversation is what great comedy is made of!
ReplyDeleteUh-oh, body part humour - you're on a slippery slope ;)
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