Monday, 19 March 2012

Listography - 5 Reasons I know I . . .am blonde



Listography is run by the fab KateTakes5, and this weeks is 5 reasons I know I am. . .   There are a lot of possible endings to this, but here are 5 reasons I know I am blonde;




1)  I can't work the switch box.  If the lights go out or the power cuts I have to get the bloke to put them back on.  I know it is a simple switch thingamajig but
I just don't get it!  I would rather spend the day in the darkness that try and figure it out.

2)  On my first date with the bloke I told him that I wanted to live in an Eskimo.

3)  I have called the bloke in a strop because I had lost my phone and couldn't find it anywhere.  I frequently lose things that turn out to be in my other hand.

4)  I keep staying up really late on Facebook/ twitter/ blogger when I know I have an early morning with the baby.  There is no good reason for this as I am very rarely being productive.

5)  I keep getting half way through the day before realising that I have my top on backwards.  I blame the baby and not having enough sleep for this one as there has been a marked increase since he was born, but it has happened far too many times now!


dumb blonde


So there are 5 reasons from the many options.  I am not completely blonde ( I have purple in my hair too), and somehow I managed to finish university with a degree and both shoes on the right feet, but I am not without my blonde moments

17 comments:

  1. Excellent list. Sadly I can confess to a number of those things and I am well and truly a brunette.

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    1. Maybe I should rename it 5 reasons I know I am a bit dopey?

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  2. This did make me chuckle especially about the top being on backwards but I'm a brunette and I frequently 'loose' my phone, only to find it's in my pocket...opps x

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    1. It seems losing your phone is quite common, keys are often going walkies in my house too!

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  3. So true! I constantly lose my phone ALL the time, despite having it 2 seconds before!!! Xxx

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  4. I think 4 and 5 is a Mum thing. The rest... really made me laugh x

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    1. being both blonde and a mum is a terrible combination!

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  5. I do have my blonde moments! My husband says they are endearing...I'm not so sure.

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    1. The bloke will never let me live down the eskimo comment. He loves to bring it up when we meet new people!

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  6. I think everyone has blond moments. Makes us human. Loved your list x

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  7. I sooo relate to all of these...well, maybe not the eskimo one, but this made me laugh!

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  8. I can relate to those. What is it with putting your top on the wrong way round or inside out when you have a baby - my little ones almost 3 months and I've done it at least 10 times since he's arrived!

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  9. LOL Great list!!! Had me in stitches. Sad thing is that as a brunette I can so relate to some of them but I blame it on the bad influence of those nasty grey hairs I keep finding!!!

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  10. It is really nice for me to see you and your great hardwork again.Every piece of your work look excellent.Looking forward to learing more from you!

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