My Funny Little Boy - December

My posts about the funny things Dylan says are rather sporadic, but I realised my draft post was growing rather long, so it was probably about time to share!  As he has grown, there are fewer if any mispronunications, but far more interesting questions and I would love to be inside his mind just for a day to see how it works.

This collection of funnies is from aged 3 to 3 and a quarter

After trying his first fizzy drink - 'That was a bit prickly!'

Me: What do you think you will be when you are grown up?

Dylan: Four!

Dylan: Mummy, where is that cat's thumb?

Me: I don't think cats really have thumbs Dylan

Dylan:  (In a very serious tone) How does it sleep then?

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My Funny Little Boy - April

Every single day this little guy makes me laugh with the funny things he says, and every now and again I remember to write one down.  Here are the latest collection:

{sat on the toilet in Cafe Nero}

Dylan: what's that mummy?

Mummy: It is an emergency cord.  If we get hurt or stuck and we need help then it lets people know

Dylan: Daddy said yesterday that we had no chocolate and that was an emergency, can I pull it?

Dylan: Have you got a baby in your tummy?

 Mummy: No!

Dylan: What IS it in there then?

(cheeky toddler!)

Grandma:  Dylan, do you need a hand?

Dylan: Yes please Grandma, I need that one over there on the left

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